Cow tipping is a luck game. For high-class fun, perfect many different cow-tipping techniques. Learn from friends to perform pile-drivers, rolls, and throws. There are many different techniques to master in all.
Before you can learn a tip, you must first attempt to tip a cow once ( I suggest doing a 10 ksat tip). Whether it succeeds or not, you can now learn tips from others.
To learn a tip, merely be nearby when they perform the tip, and you have a chance of learning it. You can only learn 2 facets from someone on each move. And each facet must be learned from a different cow type (spotted, brown, red).
For example: If Umuri teaches Joeyzaza the cow stumbles on a spotted cow, he could also teach Joeyzaza the cow sways a bit on the spotted cow, since they are different moves. But for JoeyZaZa to learn another facet of the cow stumbles move, Umuri has to use either a brown or a red cow.
Knowing facets of a move makes it more likely to perform that move (16/16 being the highest chance), although your odds constantly re-adjust as you learn new moves, so that your long-term average will be 95% like other games.
When you have 16/16 facets of a technique, you can perform this technique on people (for free).
|The cow sways a bit.||0|
|You almost push the cow over.||0|
|The cow stumbles.||0|
|The cow deftly sidesteps.||0|
|The cow hops to avoid your push.||0|
|Like an overweight horse, the cow tries to leap over you.||12 KSAT|
|You twist the cow's meaty neck.||18 KSAT|
|The cow almost shakes off your push, but the effort is too great.||33 KSAT|
|Like a spastic monkey, the cow tries to regain her footing.||50 KSAT|
|You throw the cow for a loop!||88 KSAT|
|The cow lands flat on it's face.||1.28 BTM|
|The cow falls on it's rear!||1.88 BTM|
|The cow tips!||3.3 BTM|
|The cow falls over like a tree.||5 BTM|
|The cow splays itself all over the ground!||8 BTM|
|The cow falls, hard.||12.8 BTM|
|The cow rolls without much grace.||18.8 BTM|
|You throw the cow over backwards.||33 BTM|
|You shove the cow over on it's head.||50 BTM|
|You toss the cow like a sack of beefy potatoes||80 BTM|
|The cow teeters and falls.||128 BTM|
|The cow rolls, clumbsily.||188 BTM|
|You throw the cow on it's butt.||333 BTM|
|Like a drunk acrobat, the cow goes down.||500 BTM|
|With remarkable agility, the cow bounces and falls.||800 BTM|
|Like a bovine figure-skater, the cow wrecks.||1.2 BTC|
|What a nimble cow! It nearly sticks the landing.||1.8 BTC|
|If Red foxx were a cow, this is what he would look like||3.3 BTC|
|UNKNOWN TIP||5 BTC|
|You manhandle the cow. Cruelty!||8.8 BTC|
|You pile-drive the cow into the ground||18 BTC|